He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
You left your phone here
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