bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Randomize
