This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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