Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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