good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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