Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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