Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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