I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My breasts were aching with rage.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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