I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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