I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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