NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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