Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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