he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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