they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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