Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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