have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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