I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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