i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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