I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"