Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring