I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just high enough for therapy.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night