what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!