Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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