you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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