I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I forgot how hot balto sounded
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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