i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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