It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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