i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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