girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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