wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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