On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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