He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I miss vodka workout Fridays
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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