a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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