i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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