I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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