At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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