Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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