but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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