508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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