how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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