Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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