My boss' voice literally gives me gas
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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