There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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