dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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