HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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