so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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