And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Randomize
