it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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