so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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