Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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