i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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