I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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