Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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