I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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