I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My ass is underappreciated
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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