actually, I'm a sock model
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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