i was born a porn star she said
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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