Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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